What happened in Reed's class today

We were attacked by ravenous werewolves that killed and mauled all in sight. When all seemed to be lost a magical Dodo appeared. It raped and killed all the werewolves saving what was left of the class. Once i again i managed to survive only by using the defenseless kid next to me as a human shield.

what happened in Mr. Reed's class today

Today I was attacked by a horde of evil ninja vampires. Luckily the attacked during the day so I just opened the garage door in back and obliterated all enemies. Sadly enough most the class was slaughtered because I pawned them off as decoys to give me time to get to the garage door in back. The died so that I may live, which in my opinion was an honorable death.

1st day

Team mud butt took home the gold. Congradulations for making a game worthy of only champions.