My weekend

Somehow I managed to survive the virus outbreak that occurred over the weekend. It turned everyone into a monstrous vampires that reeked havoc upon the uninfected. Luckily I am an expert in swords and daggers so I had no problem destroying all who stood in my path. However the rest of Huntington was not as well trained as I. For the most part Huntington was mutilated and sucked dry, however a small group of survivors are left. I plan on selling them into a slave trade to make a profit out of this whole ordeal because those stupid vampires burned down my apartment and I have to buy a new home.

The greatest quiz game ever created

Lately I have been spending countless hours creating a quiz game. Unfortunately its pathetic and is definitely no the greatest quiz game of all time. It is however the best I can do so please don't make fun of me. For if you would choose to make fun of me God help you because I will freak out.

Go for gold

This weekend the Spring Valley Timberwolves harnessed the power of the dodo and brought home the gold. The ferocious Wolf pack attacked the Knights of Cabell Midland and tore them limb from limb. Shortly after the game was over half of the Wolf pack was arrested from the brutal massacre, which was the celebration feast, of over thirty people.

Bad things happen to good people

Today in Reed's class i fell asleep. Luckily i fell asleep in the bathroom with the door locked because when I awoke the class had been butchered. Apparently while I was sleeping super mutants invaded the class and savagely slaughtered all in their path. They harvested everyone's body parts and organs in satchels and hung them from the ceiling. Since everyone is dead I figured I would sell their organs on the black market before the super mutants returned. I made a profit of over three million dollars.