Joke of the day

A man is sitting in a bar watching the news. The news is reporting on a man on top of a building preparing to jump. A blond walks into the bar and takes a seat. She views the news and says, " I hope he will be okay." The guy says, " I bet you 20 dollars he jumps." The girl agrees and lays her money on the bar. A second later the guy on the building does a swan dive off the top of the building." Well I guess you win," says the girl. The guy answers." Yea, but I can't take your money. I saw the early news, so I knew he was going to jump. The blond says, " I did too, but I didn't think he would jump again.

Allison wore tennis shoes

Yes, this is not a cruel joke, Allison actually wore tennis shoes today. The prophecy spoke of this day when the shoeless child would don a pair of nikes and send the world crashing into a dark abyss of hell. Luckily I own a parachute, so hopefully the seemingly endless plummet will not be that bad for me. On the other hand, their are plenty of poor souls who do not own a parachute. They can show their gratitude to Allison, for she is the reason the whole world is goin to hell in a hand basket. Good job Allison, nice one.

Greatest news ever

Recently the sports world was shook when rising star Seth Curry announced he was transferring to Duke University. Unless you live under a rock you probably have heard about his older brother Stephon, who is sick, nasty by the way. With the new found point guard Duke should be the greatest college basketball team ever assembled.