Thursday, May 7, 2009

Get out and good riddance

In my professional opinion I believe the U.S. should ban all pigs to protect everyone from the swine flu. While pigs still inhabit the U.S. no one is safe. Also, while we're at it we should ban those darn dirty flamingo's. They are quite possibly the worst animal in the animal kingdom. Other than that we really do not have the right to ban anyone unless it is for the safety of U.S. citizens.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

unbelievable

On May 5, 2009 the U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill that includes pedophiles under the hate crimes law but refused to accept veterans on the list. This flabbergasts me. I really am appalled to think our government would think that hate crimes can be committed against pedophiles but not against veterans, and really they are pedophiles. I am sure their are a few that are well deserving of a good old fashioned hate crime or two.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

alcohol

In my opinion if you can fight in a war you can drink alcohol. The legal drinking age should be lowered from twenty-one to eighteen. Why make people wait three extra years when they are acquiring alcohol illegally anyways. Just make it legal for people who are eighteen and be done with it.

changes

If I had the opportunity to make one significant change to the world I would erase all forms of cancer. People loose countless loved ones daily to many different types of cancer. Think of all the lives that would be saved and the heartache that would be prevented. Cancer is a vile disease that plagues your organs and cells and slowly deteriorates your body until you pass away. Ridding the earth of such a disease would prevent much pain and suffering and only make the world a better place to live.