My favorite holiday

My favorite holiday is Independence Day. I am very proud to say that we defeated the evil alien scum that threatened the survival of mankind. They placed giant alien space crafts all over major cities across the globe and blew up the White House. With the help of Will Smith and some crazy scientist, everyone banded together and destroyed the alien threat. It was like a giant chess game and the Earth was the victor.

3 wishes

If I had three wishes my first would be to bring Bruce Lee back from the dead. I would live and train with him. Second I would wish to meet my Grandmother who passed away long before I was born. I think she is the missing key to my father's side of the family. Third and final wish would be a whopper. Not the delicious sandwich, but a huge wish that has to important parts. The 1st part would be when I am ready to have children, let me spawn one of the greatest human beings to ever grace the earth, with Bruce Lee skill sets that he acquired through me. The second and final part of my last wish would to bring back my Aunt Martha, who is missed dearly by my whole family.

Time Traveler

If I could travel back in time to one era it would have to be ancient times before the Illiad was written. I would train under Achilles and become his protege. By the time the Greeks attacked Troy, I would be in my early twenties. I would be in my prime and considered one of the greatest warriors to ever live. The Illiad would be altered to tell the tale of my glorious battles under Achilles and our triumphs. Also, instead of Achilles dying in Troy, I would save his life and we would continue to conquer countries all over the world.

Health care

I have not been keeping up with current events in the least, so I am not sure what the two stances on health care currently are. Having said that, I do believe that health care should be provided to every American citizen. However, I do not believe that taxes should be raised and make life more difficult for hard working citizens while others use welfare to coast through life and expect free health care. There should be a system that requires those applying for free health care to take a series of tests that show they are making something out of themselves and giving back to the community in some way.

I love Turtles

If I could be a any animal I would without a doubt be a turtle. Turtles are my favorite animals. They are fascinating creatures that live both on land and underwater. I think it would be really cool to have a turtle shell and be able to slice through the water. A turtle has a very relaxed life and even have an incredible cartoon series based on turtles called Ninja Turtles. Life would be grand until faced to combat an enemy because turtles, although incredibly cool, have little they can do to protect themselves from predators. They have a wide variety of defenses but no superior plan of attack. If their defenses were to fail or a predator were to figure out a way to penetrate turtle defenses, the turtle would be screwed.

What I want to be

When I graduate from college and go out into the real world I want to become a wealthy doctor. I want to help take care of sick people and cure terrible ailments. I believe I would be a good doctor because I truly care about the well-being of others. Also I get along with people well and would be able to relate to them. This skill would allow me to better help treat patients. I don't just want to be an ordinary doctor though. I want to be unique like Patch Adams. He was an actual genius that used laughter as tool to combat illness.

My weekend

This weekend I attended the Marshall football game, which they won, barely. From the look of things the Herd is going to have a loooooong season. Hopefully they get their act together or things will get ugly. Also I attended the Spring Valley game and watched as the highlanders were slain. Zach Wellman almost killed a man and it was ridunkilous. The final thing I did was beat the water temple on Zelda.

favorite video game character

My favorite video game character would have to be a tie between Kratos or Link. They are both extremely good characters and are valiant warriors. They are the most powerful characters ever created and they are heroes.

Which would you choose?

If given the choice of choosing charmander, bulbasoar, pikachu, or squirtle i would choose charmander. My choice, however, is irrelevant because i woudnt use him anyways. I always glitched the game and started with the greatest type of pokemon of all, the dragon. I got a dritini to start the game and raped every gym master on the game within minutes. By the time I was half way through the game i already had evolved him to a dragonite and was virtually unbeatable. Yes i am a genious.

what are the chances

Today is my 6th day of captivity. I am forced to be restrained by these white concrete walls. I fear I will die in this God forsaken place, however, just as resistance seemed futile zombies attacked. I fought my way through the savage beasts to freedom. Unfortunately my fellow captives were not so valiant in there efforts. I alone survived the onslaught and will live in freedom for the rest of my days.