Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Bad things happen to good people

Today in Reed's class i fell asleep. Luckily i fell asleep in the bathroom with the door locked because when I awoke the class had been butchered. Apparently while I was sleeping super mutants invaded the class and savagely slaughtered all in their path. They harvested everyone's body parts and organs in satchels and hung them from the ceiling. Since everyone is dead I figured I would sell their organs on the black market before the super mutants returned. I made a profit of over three million dollars.

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